We can make all the jokes we want, but methinks KFed will have the last laugh.
Oh my god, I just received this email from The CW Publicity Department:
"Kevin Federline will guest star on The CW’s hit drama ONE TREE HILL, as Jason, the cocky, enigmatic frontman for “No Means Yes,” a seminal rock band from the fictional town of Tree Hill, North Carolina. Federline will appear in a multi-episode arc of the show, which returns midseason on The CW."
That sound you hear is me giggling, even as I sort of live in fear of what this means. First, how could The CW have stooped so low? I mean, I know that One Tree Hill is a bad show, but this is just embarrassing. The network should be ashamed of itself. Second, An "enigmatic frontman"? Really? Third, "No Means Yes?" I guess they were going for "edgy" with that name, but it's really sort of pathetic. They don't sound like bad asses, they sound like a bunch of would-be rapists who couldn't think of a better name for their band. But lastly, here's what really scares me: Kevin Federline has a better agent than Britney Spears. Yes, kudos to KFed's agent, whoever he or she may be. Even I know that this is a damn good career move for the non-rapper, not to mention great for his custody case. "Hey Judge, this guy has a job! And it's only a part- time gig so he can be home in time to feed and bathe the kids!"
Come to think of it, I want Kevin Federline's agent.
